On a recent trip to the mall I came across a rather peculiar oddity that I could only describe as techno-zombies. These aren’t the regular kind of zombies depicted in horror movies running after hot women with large breasts and tasty brain matter. These were the kind of zombies whose brains have been, quite literally, replaced by their cell-phones, and their fingers permanently affixed to the keypad. They are so completely oblivious to the world around them that simple tasks, such as walking, cause them great trauma and bewilderment.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Techno-Zombies
On a recent trip to the mall I came across a rather peculiar oddity that I could only describe as techno-zombies. These aren’t the regular kind of zombies depicted in horror movies running after hot women with large breasts and tasty brain matter. These were the kind of zombies whose brains have been, quite literally, replaced by their cell-phones, and their fingers permanently affixed to the keypad. They are so completely oblivious to the world around them that simple tasks, such as walking, cause them great trauma and bewilderment.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Ghosts
It was a dark and stormy night –
The rafters rattled and the storm windows shook as if mindless toys to the mighty wind blowing throughout the countryside. A bitter chill surrounds your new/old Victorian while the distinctive smell of rose peddle perfume wafts through the halls. The light flash – DARKNESS! You dash under the kitchen table, your eyes wide with panic; it's happening... again.
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